Arr! The FDA be investigatin' three peculiar side effects from them weight loss potions, me hearties!
2024-01-05
Arrr! A recent scroll be claimin' GLP-1 agonists be havin' ties to baldness, breathin' in stuff durin' cuttin' open, and even thoughts o' takin' one's own life. Blimey! WebMD Health News be sharin' this tale.
Arrr, me mateys! Gather round and listen up to this here report from the land of WebMD Health News. They be sayin' there be some potential connections between them fancy GLP-1 agonists and a few peculiar ailments. Aye, they be claimin' that these medications might be causin' that wicked condition known as alopecia, which be makin' yer hair abandon ship faster than a sailor jumpin' overboard!But that ain't all, me hearties! The report also be suggestin' that these GLP-1 agonists could be causin' a wee bit o' trouble during surgery. They be talkin' 'bout aspiration, which be happenin' when somethin' ye be swallowin' goes the wrong way down yer throat and ends up in yer lungs. I reckon that be somethin' ye don't want happenin' when ye be under the knife, now do ye?
But wait, there be more, me lads and lasses! The report be claimin' that these GLP-1 agonists might be messin' with yer mind. They be sayin' that suicidal ideation, which be fancy words for thinkin' 'bout takin' a walk off the plank, could be a side effect of these medications. Now, I don't know 'bout ye, but I reckon that be a pretty serious matter, even for a swashbucklin' pirate like meself!
So, me hearties, keep a weather eye on these GLP-1 agonists if ye be takin' 'em. If yer hair be abandonin' ship, if ye be coughin' up treasures from yer belly, or if ye be thinkin' 'bout meetin' Davy Jones, ye might want to have a chat with yer doc. And remember, me mateys, always be readin' them reports and keepin' yerself informed, for a smart pirate be a healthy pirate!