"Avast, me hearties! Hoist the sails, we be needin' to haul back them Abiomed heart pumps, savvy?"
2025-02-18
Ahoy, matey! To keep ye from meetin’ Davy Jones or losin’ a limb, the FDA be sendin’ ye fresh scrolls o’ instructions fer those contraptions! So heed the warning, lest ye find yerself swimmin’ with the fishes! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye news from the high seas of the FDA! Aye, they be warnin' us about them contraptions that could bring serious injury or worse, death, to the landlubbers and salties alike! Seems they’ve added fresh instructions to keep our limbs intact and our souls unshackled from Davy Jones’ locker.