The Booty Report

"Arrr, matey! That pesky cholesterol be linkin’ yer jolly ways to a heart's peril on the high seas!"

2025-02-18

Arrr, matey! An abundance of pesky cholesterol be plaguin' those scallywags livin' like landlubbers, causin' their hearts to shiver and shake! So, hoist yer sails to healthier habits, lest ye be walkin' the plank of heart disease! Aye, Medscape News UK be spillin' the beans!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the treacherous seas o’ cholesterol! Aye, it be discovered that when landlubbers live like scallywags, their remnant cholesterol rises like a ship in a storm, leavin’ ‘em vulnerable to the dreaded heart disease. It be a fine mess, I tell ye!

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