"Arrr, matey! Early plasma magic be savin’ the weak from the scurvy COVID seas!"
2025-03-10
Arrr, matey! Give yer sickly crew a swig o' that fancy high-titre plasma elixir 'fore they be walkin' the plank! It keeps the weak ones from endin' up in Davy Jones' locker when the mild COVID beast be lurkin'! Aye, that's good news from the Medscape seas!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the high seas of science! It seems that those brave souls who’ve wrestled with the foul COVID-19 beast be findin’ a lifeline in the form of high-titre convalescent plasma. Aye, ye heard me right! This here potion, plundered from the blood of those who’ve survived the wretched illness, be preventin’ our poor, immunocompromised mates from bein’ sent to Davy Jones’ locker!In the jolly realm of medicine, it be discovered that givin’ this high-titre elixir early on can keep the landlubbers from bein’ sent to the dreaded hospital, or worse, the grave! Aye, the news be as delightful as a chest o’ gold doubloons! So, if ye find yerself feelin’ under the weather, fear not, for this mighty plasma can be yer savior.
So, hoist yer tankards and raise a toast to science and the hearty souls who give their blood to help their fellow mates! Let us celebrate the day when a bit of plasma can keep us from the clutches of the grim reaper! May the winds be ever in yer favor, and may ye never face a scurvy fate!