Arrr! Dexcom’s 15-day treasure map be givin’ longer wear and sharper sight than the G7, matey! Avast!
2025-03-24
Arrr! The newfangled 15-day glucose spyglass from Dexcom be plunderin' fewer miscalculations than the scallywag G7 that lasts but 10 days! Aye, let the treasure of good health flow like rum on the high seas! <br> <i>Yarr, Medscape Medical News</i>
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the treacherous seas of medicine! Aye, Dexcom, that crafty crew of sugar sorcerers, be hoistin' the sails on their newfangled contraption! They be callin' it the investigational 15-day continuous glucose monitor, and by Davy Jones' locker, it be sportin' a lower mean absolute relative difference than the scallywag of a 10-day G7!Now, ye may be wonderin', "What in the seven seas does that mean?" Fear not, for I shall translate! This be a fancy way of sayin' that this new monitor, which be watchin' yer blood sugar levels like a hawk eyeing its prey, be doin' a better job at keepin' the numbers straight than its predecessor, the G7, which be as reliable as a ship's compass in a storm!
So hoist yer tankards and celebrate, for this be a fine advancement in the world of health! With a 15-day monitor, ye won’t be fiddlin' with yer sugar readings as often as a sailor with a leaky barrel! Aye, it be a merry time to be alive, whether ye be huntin' treasure or simply keepin' yer blood sugar in check. Avast, let the good times roll, and may the winds be ever in yer favor!