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Arrr, matey! Young scallywags be shunning the HPV potion—what’s wrong, do they fear the needle’s bite?

2025-03-04

Arrr! It be revealed, mateys, that over a quarter o' scallywags in school be missin' the HPV potion! Lack o' knowledge be sinkin' the ship o' uptake, or so the wise report claims! Avast, spread the word, lest we be leavin' our crew vulnerable to the dreaded seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubbers of the education system! A new scroll hath been unfurled, and it reveals a grim fate for the young scallywags—the HPV vaccine be evadin' over a quarter of 'em! Aye, it seems the wee ones be missin' out on a treasure that keeps 'em safe from the foul clutches of disease!

But what be causin' this tragedy, ye ask? The report be pointin' its finger at a most curious culprit: low awareness! Arrr, it be a shame that the word of this life-savin' potion be not spreadin' like the wind through the sails! Forsooth, if only the young pups knew the bounty that the HPV vaccine be offerin', they wouldn’t be so quick to turn a blind eye!

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