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Arrr, beware! Them bone-boostin' potions might be givin’ yer peepers a right scare, closin' ‘em up like a treasure chest!

2025-01-06

Arrr, matey! Those scallywags with brittle bones takin' risedronate be riskin' a wild squall o’ acute angle closure! A fresh study be spillin' the beans. So, hoist the sails with caution, or ye might find yerself in a right pickle! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas o' medicine, where bones be as brittle as a ship's splinter! A band o' hearty researchers set sail, discoverin' a curious link 'twixt them who be takin' bisphosphonates—especially a scallywag named Risedronate—and the dread curse of acute angle closure! Aye, ye heard it right!

This here study, fresh off the presses o’ Medscape Medical News, be showin' that our landlubber friends with osteoporosis might be riskin’ more than a mere tumble aboard ship. Nay, they be facin' the peril of their peepers gettin’ all wonky-like! Aye, it seems these medications be shiverin' their timbers and causin' chaos in the eye department, makin' 'em feel like they be caught in a storm without a compass!

So, ye hearty souls who be considerin' these potions to strengthen yer bones, heed this warning—keep yer eyes sharp, fer ye may find yerself in a tight spot! Avast ye, me hearties, let not the quest fer sturdy bones lead ye to the treacherous waters o' eye troubles! May ye sail smoothly on the seas o' health, with both bones and vision intact!

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