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Arr! Pig's innards be keepin' us alive, mateys! Kidneys be workin' in humans. Aye, that be somethin'!

2023-08-16

Arrr, matey! A precious pair o' gene-tweaked kidneys, straight from a swine, be clearin' that cursed creatinine from the blood o' a scurvy dog! They be even producin' urine, aye, after transplantin' 'em into a brain-dead landlubber! Shiver me timbers!

Arr, mateys! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of science and swashbucklin'! It seems that a pair of gene-edited kidneys from a mighty pig have performed a miraculous feat. They have rid a poor soul's blood of creatinine and produced urine, all after being transplanted into a patient who had already sailed into the realm of the brain-dead. Avast!

According to the fine folks over at Medscape Medical News, this extraordinary feat is known as xenotransplantation. It be the process of takin' organs from one species and transplantin' 'em into another. In this case, they took kidneys from a pig and gave 'em to a landlubber who had sadly lost all brain function.

But hold yer horses, there's more! These swashbucklin' scientists didn't just pluck any ol' kidneys from the pig. Nay, they used their gene-editing sorcery to make 'em even more special. They tinkered with the pig's genes, makin' those kidneys more compatible with human bodies.

And what a success it be! The kidneys worked their magic and cleared the creatinine, a pesky waste product, from the blood. Not only that, but they also produced urine, a sign that they were doin' their job quite well. It be a sight to behold, me hearties!

Now, before ye start thinkin' that this means we'll be seein' pigs walkin' around with fancy human organs, let me stop ye right there. This be just a small step in the grand journey of xenotransplantation. There still be many challenges to face before we can truly say we've conquered this medical frontier. But for now, let's raise a tankard of grog to celebrate this momentous achievement!

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