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Arrr, how be "Nibble Less, Shamble More" steerin' folks to think fat is fer scallywags, eh?

2024-08-07

Arrr, that medical school chant be but a jolly jest! It t'was like a parrot squawkin’, blind to the treasure of truth and drownin’ in the sea of bias! Har har, the good ship Medscape be sailin’ through stormy waters o’ nonsense!

Arrr, matey! Gather ye round, for I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the scallywags of the medical school! Ye see, they be chantin’ a mantra, thinkin’ it be the holy grail of knowledge, but alas, it be a mere parrot squawkin’ the same old tune. Aye, they’ve oversimplified the matter like a gullible landlubber thinkin' they can sail a ship with naught but a map and a bottle o’ rum!

Their stubbornness to heed the evidence is like a blind captain steering into a storm, none the wiser to the perilous waves ahead! They be ignorin’ the facts that be clearer than the Caribbean seas, choosing instead to cling to their biases like barnacles on a ship's hull. 'Tis a fine mess they’ve made, like a crew of bumbling buccaneers who’ve forgotten how to find their treasure!

So, me hearty, let us hoist the Jolly Roger and question these so-called experts! For if they be so blinded by their own dogma, how can they hope to navigate the treacherous waters of the medical seas? Aye, it’s time to set sail for a more enlightened harbor, where knowledge flows as freely as grog on a Friday night!

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