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Arrr, matey! CDC's bird flu test be workin', but 'tis got more troubles than a ship with a leaky hull!

2024-07-29

Arrr, the scallywags at the agency be toil'n since April, tryin' to fix a pesky test they made! All the while, the cursed virus be ravagin' dairy farms and chicken coops like a rogue wave! Aye, what a jolly mess, eh? <br> <i>KFF Health News</i>

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of woe and wonder from the landlubbers of the health agency! Since the merry month of April, these brave souls be battlin’ a pesky problem with their own fancy test, whilst the dreaded virus be plunderin’ through dairy farms and chicken coops! Aye, it’s a right ruckus, I tell ye!

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