The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! Can them lipase levels steer our grub choices for the aged sea dogs? Aye, 'tis a jolly thought!"

2025-03-05

Arrr, matey! In the frail old sea dogs, if their plasma lipase be low, they be sailin' into troubled waters, riskin' a grim fate and strugglin' to fill their bellies! Beware the scallywags of malnutrition, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank! Aye!

"Arrr, matey! Can them lipase levels steer our grub choices for the aged sea dogs? Aye, 'tis a jolly thought!"

Arrr matey! Gather ye round, fer I be havin’ a tale of those aging swabs who be sailin' the treacherous seas of malnutrition! Aye, when the old salts find their plasma lipase levels low, they be dancin’ with misfortune, like a landlubber on a rickety ship in a stormy squall!

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