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"Avast, matey! Be it time to toss the 24-hour pee test overboard for the myeloma scallywags?"

2024-12-07

Arrr, matey! It be found that collectin’ yer pee round the clock fer assessin’ the battle with multiple myeloma be more folly than fortune, says a new trial on the high seas of medicine! Hoist the sails and let the doctors know!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about them pesky tests in the land of multiple myeloma, a most troublesome ailment, I reckon. A new fangled phase 3 trial has sailed the seven seas of scientific inquiry, settin’ sail with a bold claim: that them 24-hour urine tests be as useful as a wooden leg on a swab! Aye!

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