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Arrr! FLOT be makin' the scallywags with esophageal cancer feel better, like findin' treasure in a barrel o' grog!

2025-02-04

Avast, me hearties! Those scallywags with resectable esophageal adenocarcinoma were tossed into the briny deep o' fate, some takin' FLOT, others facin' the fiery blast of pre-op chemoradiotherapy. A right jolly gamble, if ye ask this old sea dog! Arrr!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of medicine, where brave souls with resectable esophageal adenocarcinoma be faced with a perilous choice! The fine gents of science be tossin’ dice, assignin’ these landlubbers to two formidable crews: the FLOT faction and the preoperative chemoradiotherapy scallywags. Aye, it be a right ruckus they be raisin’!

Now, FLOT be a fearsome force, combining the might of four potent potions to knock that nasty cancer to Davy Jones' locker. But lo and behold! The crafty chemoradiotherapy crew be mixin’ the fiery flames of radiation with the sly sneakiness of chemo, seekin’ to outsmart the beast before it even thinks of settin’ sail! A clash of titans, I tell ye!

As these brave souls traverse the turbulent waters of treatment, the good ship 'Medscape Medical News’ be keepin’ a keen eye on the horizon, ready to report on their gallant adventures. Will the FLOT crew emerge victorious, or shall the chemoradiotherapy buccaneers claim the treasure of health? Only time will tell, me hearties, but one thing be certain—it be a jolly good tale of bravery and science on the high seas of healing!

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