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Arrr! Those French scallywags be votin' to make abortion a constitutional right. Shiver me timbers, what next?

2024-03-04

Arr mateys! The French scallywags convened on Monday to decide on addin' the right to abortion to their constitution. Women be celebratin' this victory as a grand historic move. The seas be changin', me hearties! Aye, 'tis a moment harshly... <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be reportin'.

Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I tell ye of the French lawmakers who gathered on Monday to vote on includin' the right to abortion in their constitution. Aye, 'tis a world first and bein' welcomed by women's rights groups as historic and harshly needed. The lasses be celebratin' this victory, raisin' their tankards in triumph.
But me hearties, the battle be not over yet. The fight for women's rights be a long and arduous one, with many a scallywag standin' in the way. The road ahead be fraught with danger, but the sea be rough and we must sail on.
So let us raise our voices in song and cheer for the brave lawmakers who be fightin' for the rights of women everywhere. Let us stand together as one crew, united in our quest for equality and justice. And remember me fellow pirates, the fight be not over until all women be free to make their own choices, so let us keep our eyes on the horizon and our hearts full of hope.

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