The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Skin troubles be hoistin' yer heart risks, like a ship takin' on water!

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! It be said that those cursed with cutaneous lupus erythematosus be likelier to find themselves tangled in the treacherous waters of atherosclerotic heart woes, according to a fine tale from the Medscape seas! Avast, watch yer hearty sails!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fierce beast known as cutaneous lupus erythematosus, a right troublesome affliction that be plaguin’ the skin of landlubbers! Aye, in a grand study, it was found that this pesky rogue be linked to a heightened peril o’ atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, aye, it be a mouthful, but fear not!

Imagine yer heart be like a ship’s hull, strong and steady, but with this treacherous condition, it be at risk of takin’ on water! The clever lads and lasses who conducted this matched longitudinal cohort study—sounds fancy, eh?—discovered that those cursed with lupus be sailin’ closer to the stormy seas of heart trouble. Aye, it be no small matter, matey!

So, to all ye hearty souls, be mindful o’ yer skins and yer hearts! If ye find yerself scratchin’ and itchin’, don’t just brush it off like barnacles on the hull! Seek the wise counsel of a healer, lest ye end up with a heart that be more rickety than a pirate ship in a tempest! Remember, the seas be fickle, and so be yer health! Yarrr!

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