Arrr! The pesky flu, RSV, and Norovirus be plundering our health, while COVID be lurkin' like a scallywag!
2025-01-15
Arrr matey! It appears most landlubber states be swabbin’ the deck with high flu activity, while that scallywag COVID be playin’ shy, lower than a barnacle’s belly from last year! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and your rum close! <i>WebMD Health News</i> be spoutin’ the tale!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale from the shores of the New World! Seems most US states be swabbin' the decks 'n reportin’ high seas o' flu-like shenanigans, arrr! Aye, the pesky flu be sailin' on the wind like a brigantine on a stormy night. Them landlubbers be coughin’ and sneezin’, makin’ the taverns less jolly than a parrot with a sore throat!But hark! In the world o' COVID-19, it be a different tale altogether. The rates be lower than a scallywag's chances o' findin' buried treasure this time last year! Aye, it seems this wretched virus be takin’ a backseat, perhaps off to a deserted isle to ponder its mischief. So raise yer tankards and toast to the fact that while the flu be givin’ us a run fer our doubloons, the COVID beast be hibernatin’ like a lazy sea turtle!