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"Arrr! Aye, fresh charts set to shoo away them pesky surgical scallywags, keepin' our crew shipshape and infection-free!"

2025-01-28

Arrr, matey! Them scallywags in the white coats claim that ye can fend off those pesky surgical site infections while soothin’ the pain! Anesthesiologists and pain doctors be the savvy sea dogs behind this wisdom, savvy? Avast, keep yer crew healthy! Arrr!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, ye landlubbers and sea scallywags, for I be spillin' the beans on a matter most serious—surgical site infections! Aye, 'tis a plague that be lurkin' like a scurvy dog, ready to pounce on the unsuspectin' souls who venture into the realm of pain relief! But fear not, for the wise anesthesiologists and pain physicians be shoutin' from the crow's nest: “We can thwart this beast!”

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