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Arrr, matey! COVID be givin' yer kidneys a right thrashin', more than a scurvy pneumonia! Avast, me hearties!

2024-12-26

Arrr, matey! A band o’ scallywags found that COVID-19 be plunderin' yer kidneys faster than a ship in a storm, specially after ye’ve been marooned in the hospital, unlike the old pneumonia curse! Avast, heed the warning, ye landlubbers! <i>Medscape Med'cal News</i> be settin' sail with this tale!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the world of the scallywags and landlubbers, where a band o’ land-dwellin’ scholars be studyin’ the foul beast called COVID-19. Aye, it seems this plague be not just a ship's curse for coughin’ and sneezin’, but it also be takin’ a toll on the kidneys of the poor souls it be catchin’!

In a grand ol’ cohort study—ye can think of it as a crew of eggheads sailin’ the seas of research—they found that those who be sufferin’ from this dastardly virus, especially after takin’ a trip to the dreaded hospital, saw their kidney function plummet faster than a cannonball from the crow’s nest! Aye, compared to the old foe pneumonia, COVID be givin’ the kidneys a right good thrashin’!

So, me fine mates, when ye be feelin’ a tickle in yer throat or a rattle in yer chest, beware! Not only could ye be coughin’ up a storm, but yer kidneys might just be walkin’ the plank too! 'Tis a treacherous time upon these seas of sickness—keep yer cutlass sharp and yer health sharper, or ye may find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker sooner than ye think!

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