The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, fresh treasure charts show GLP-1 be good for yer heart, matey! Sail forth to health with a hearty laugh!

2025-02-21

Arrr, matey! A jolly new report from the SUMMIT sails in, sayin’ that Tirzepatide be as fine a potion for trimmin' the heart’s risk from belly blubber as from all that general flab! Aye, no matter where ye be packin’ it! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of Tirzepatide, a potion potent enough to shiver yer timbers and keep yer heart from sinkin’! Aye, ye heard it right! This magical elixir be just as good at banishin’ the dangers o’ that belly fat as it be at vanquishin’ the general roundness of yer fine selves!

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