The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be commanded to hoist up them lost CDC and FDA sites from Davy Jones' locker!"

2025-02-11

Arrr, on the morrow, a wise sea captain of the law be tellin' the health scallywags to hoist their jolly roger back online! Those websites vanished quicker than a ship in a squall, all 'cause the cap’n Trump gave a shout! Avast, let the health news flow!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the landlubber courts! A federal judge, like a mighty captain, be givin' orders to the health agencies of the fine U.S. of A. It seems these scallywags had done gone and yanked their websites right off the digital seas, all 'cause of a whim from that buccaneer in the White House, President Trump!

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