Arrr! Tossin' out them pointless tests for old sea dogs be a never-endin' battle, savvy?
2025-02-14
Avast, matey! Those magical scribbles in the health scrolls be cuttin' down on pointless pokin' and proddin', but alas, 'tis but a fleeting breeze! The landlubber doctors still be settin' sail for the same old waters! Arrr! — <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of healing and health records, where the wise physicians sail the seas of diagnosis and treatment! It seems there be some magical scrolls, known as electronic health records, that be sendin' alerts to our goodly doctors, lettin' 'em know when to steer clear o’ unnecessary screening and treatments, savvy?But lo and behold! These alerts be like a puff o' wind in a leaky sail—here today, gone tomorrow! They may keep the good doctors from chasin' after every ailment like a scallywag after treasure, but alas, they don’t seem to stick around long enough to change the course o' the ship! Once the alerts fade into the mist, so too do the good habits o' the primary care crew!