The Booty Report

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Arrr, Dobbs be makin' the lassies reconsider their plunderin' precautions with his newfangled contraceptive methods!

2024-05-07

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up! Reports be sayin' that more scallywags be gettin' snipped in states that be makin' it tough to plunder the booty! Seems like more landlubbers be takin' to gettin' their sails trimmed. Aye, the times be a-changin'!

Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! It seems that there be a rise in the number of vasectomy consults and procedures happening in states that be makin' it hard for women to access abortions. Aye, 'tis true! And not just for the lads, but the lasses too - there be a trend for tubal sterilization on the rise as well. Looks like folks be takin' matters into their own hands, eh?

But why be this happenin', ye may ask? Well, it be speculated that with the threat of abortion access bein' taken away, folks be lookin' for other ways to prevent unwanted pregnancies. And what better way than to make sure the ship don't sail, if ye catch me drift!

So, me hearties, it seems that in the face of adversity, folks be gettin' creative in protectin' their booty. And who can blame 'em? When the winds of change be blowin', ye gotta do what ye gotta do to stay afloat. So here's to all the brave souls out there takin' charge of their own destinies, one vasectomy at a time. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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