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Ahoy matey! If ye be lost at sea, don’t be shy—ask fer a hand, ‘tis no shame! Arrr!

2025-04-01

Ahoy, me hearties! The wise captains o' residency be sayin', fret not if ye be lost at sea! Chart yer course through the specialties, seek the treasure o' knowledge, and don’t be shy to holler for aid! Arrr, it’s all part o' the grand adventure! 🏴‍☠️

Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the wise words o' the residency program captains! They be sayin' that the medical seas be treacherous, and it's perfectly fine to be a wee bit lost on yer journey. Aye, even the bravest of pirates be unsure at times, and it ain't no sin to chart a course through different specialties. Ye might find yerself in the land of surgery, or perhaps landlubberin' in pediatrics!

These scallywags be remindin' us that it be alright to hoist the Jolly Roger and ask fer help when ye find yerself in murky waters. Don’t be shy, matey! Reach out to yer fellow shipmates and the wise old sea dogs who’ve sailed before ye. They be knowin' the ropes and can steer ye in the right direction when yer compass goes all haywire!

So, whether ye be fixin' to patch up a scallywag's leg or wrestlin' with the mysteries of the human body, remember this: it’s a grand adventure, and yer crew be there to help ye navigate the stormy seas. Embrace the uncertainty, explore the vastness, and above all, keep a hearty laugh in yer belly—fer that be the best medicine of all!

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