Avast ye! 'Tis a tale worth tellin': By the end of 2022, near a fifth o' landlubbers in th' US escaped th' dreaded COVID!
2023-07-06
Arrr, me hearties! The noble folks at CDC did delve into the blood of 143,000 kind souls, thrice a moon, in the year 2022. Their mission, ye ask? To spy the wretched COVID antibodies that plague our land. Yo-ho-ho! <i>WebMD Health News</i> be their tale.
In the year 2022, me hearties, the CDC - that be the Centers for Disease Control - took it upon themselves to examine the blood of 143,000 kind-hearted souls every three moons. Why, ye may ask? They were on a quest, me hearties, a quest to find traces of the dreaded COVID antibodies!Ah, the CDC, always tryin' to ensure our health and safety. They weighed anchor and set sail on this grand adventure, armed with their trusty microscopes and pipettes, ready to dissect the blood of willing volunteers. Arrr, the lengths they go to, these noble scallywags!
Every three moons, the CDC crew gathered the precious liquid gold that flowed through the veins of these brave souls. They meticulously examined each drop, searching for the telltale signs of the COVID antibodies. The booty they sought was a confirmation, a sign that the body had fought off the fearsome disease.
Ah, what a merry dance they must have had, swirling the blood in their beakers and test tubes, hunting for that hidden treasure. Each batch of blood, a testament to the generosity of the donors, held the key to their health and the health of others.
And so, the CDC scoured the seas of humanity, searching for these elusive antibodies. They diligently recorded their findings, mapping the presence of the antibodies across the land. The waves of data crashed against their shores, informing them of the progress made in the battle against the invisible enemy.
But fear not, me hearties! The CDC's efforts were not in vain. With each passing moon, they gained a better understanding of COVID's grip on our mortal frames. They hoisted the flag of knowledge high, sharing their findings with the world, guiding us through the tempestuous seas of this viral storm.
So, let us raise a tankard to the brave souls who donated their blood, and to the CDC for their tireless pursuit of knowledge. May we sail on, me hearties, with the wind at our backs and the antibodies on our side!