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Arrr matey, can messin' with yer neck cause a jolly ol' stroke? Aye, beware ye scallywags!

2024-03-18

Avast ye, me hearties! Beware ye scurvy dogs of the dangers of yer neck being twisted like a rum-soaked mop! The goodly doctors be warnin' us of the perils of carotid dissections and vertebral artery injuries from their manipulations. Arrr, take heed and keep yer necks safe, me mateys!

Avast ye doctors! Be mindful of the dangers that be lurking when ye be performing cervical manipulations on yer patients. Aye, carotid dissections and vertebral artery injuries be no laughing matter, me hearties! 'Tis important to be keepin' a weather eye out for any signs of trouble when ye be messin' about with the necks of yer patients.
Arrr, the scallywags at Medscape Medical News be warnin' us about the risks involved in such maneuvers. 'Tis a serious matter, indeed, and one that be requirin' the utmost care and attention from all ye landlubber doctors out there. Be sure to be takin' heed of their advice, lest ye be findin' yerself in Davy Jones' locker!
So, me hearties, be sure to be keepin' a sharp lookout for any signs of trouble when ye be performin' cervical manipulations. 'Tis better to be safe than sorry, says I! And remember, it be better to be a cautious doctor than a careless one. Arrr!

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