The Booty Report

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"Arrr, me mateys! This Tirzepatide be makin' ye lose weight like gold in a treasure chest! Ye scallywags with T2D best be hoistin' the sails and tryin' this new remedy!"

2023-06-23

Arrr me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! Tales be told of a most marvelous discovery! Weekly tirzepatide injections be given to those afflicted with type 2 diabetes and a bit too much meat on their bones, and lo and behold, after 72 weeks, they lost a grand 12.8%-14.7% of their weight! Shiver me timbers, what a miraculous trial this SURMOUNT-2 be!

Ahoy mates! Listen up, for I've got some news that'll blow your peg legs right off. The scallywags over at Medscape Medical News have reported that a new treatment called tirzepatide can help adults with type 2 diabetes and a bit too much blubber on their bones lose weight like a sack of stolen treasure.

After 72 weeks of getting weekly injections, these landlubbers lost anywhere from 12.8% to 14.7% of their weight. That's like dropping anchor on a shipload of fat! And the best part? The treatment was as safe as a ship in a calm sea.

Now, I know you may be thinking, "Why would a pirate care about type 2 diabetes?" Well, me hearties, the answer be simple. Diabetes can lead to all sorts of nasty complications like blindness and amputations, and us pirates need our eyesight and peg legs to keep on pillaging.

So, if you or someone ye know be struggling with type 2 diabetes and a bit too much booty, perhaps it's time to give tirzepatide a try. Who knows, maybe ye'll be able to fit into that old pair of breeches again. Just remember, it's always best to consult with yer doctor before trying any new treatment. Arrrr!

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