"Arrr! Why be the landlubbers not peddlin' their contraceptive treasures, eh? Ye'd think they'd know better!"
2025-01-09
Arrr, me hearties! They say the healers be ready to hand out the magic potions for the lady folk, but lo and behold, few brave doc's be scribblin' them prescriptions! Aye, a right puzzlin’ treasure map, that be! - Medscape Medical News
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale ‘bout the landlubbers known as primary care physicians. Y’see, these savvy sea dogs be well-equipped to handle the needs o' the fairer sex when it comes to contraceptives—aye, they’ve got the know-how! But blow me down, the number o' these salty sea rats actually givin' out prescriptions and performin' procedures be as low as a barnacle on the bottom of a ship!