The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! The scallywags be usin' CVD meds less than a cat 'pon a hot tin roof!"

2025-02-28

Arrr, matey! From 17 lands, ye see, many scallywags with heart troubles be missin’ their magic potions for keepin’ their ships afloat! Aye, it’s a right shame they ain’t takin’ their meds! Blimey, even the sea be safer than that!

Arrr, mates! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most curious from the world of heart maladies and strokes! Aye, from the seas of seventeen distant lands comes news that many a scallywag sufferin' from coronary artery disease or stroke be not gettin’ their proper potions fer secondary prevention. Aye, 'tis a fine mess indeed!

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