The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Puffin’ on that vape be makin’ yer peepers go all wonky and achin’ like a scallywag’s backside!

2024-11-21

Arrr, matey! A band o' scallywags be findin' that puffin' on them fancy e-cigarettes could have ye eyein' a fine case of uveitis quicker than a ship can sail the seven seas! Beware, or ye might be walkin' the plank to the doc’s office!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a curious tale from the world of puffin’ and blowin’. A mighty crew of scholars from various ports hath conducted a grand study, and lo! They be warnin' us of a perilous fate for those who partake in the wicked ways of the e-cigarette. Aye, within but a week’s time, these scallywags may find themselves in the clutches of uveitis! What be that, ye ask? Aye, ‘tis a troublesome eye ailment that can have ye seein' stars and not the good kind, I assure ye!

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