The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Office trinkets be boostin’ patient fortunes, makin’ ‘em hearty as a treasure chest full o’ gold!"

2025-04-04

Arrr, me hearties! Swabbin’ the decks of dullness, savvy? Doctors be usin’ shiny trinkets and baubles to jog the noggin o’ their landlubber patients. Aye, it be boostin’ their spirits and helpin’ ‘em remember, like treasure maps to health! Har har!

Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags and lend me yer ears! It be said by the wise healers o' the land that showin' patients a treasure trove o' props and shiny visual aids be boostin' their memory like a chest o’ doubloons! Aye, these crafty doctors be expandin’ their ‘black bags’ with more than just potions and remedies, for they know the power o’ a good ol’ picture be worth a thousand gold coins!

These learned men and lasses be usin’ maps, charts, and all manner o' trinkets to motivate their crew o’ patients. Just like a pirate needs his compass to find buried treasure, so too do landlubbers need a bit o’ eye candy to steer their minds toward better health! When a patient be seein’ the fanciful doodads, they be likelier to remember the words o’ wisdom spouted by their doc, rather than forgettin’ after a couple o’ swigs of rum!

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