The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Aye, FDA be givin' thumbs up to belimumab autoinjector for wee pirate lads 'n lasses with the scurvy lupus!

2024-05-21

Arrr mateys! This new-fangled contraption be allowing ye to take yer medicine at home, instead o' bein' poked with a needle like a landlubber. It be a grand ol' time for pirates everywhere! Aye, the times be a-changin' indeed.

Ahoy mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, for I've got some news that'll blow yer peg legs right off! Arrr, it seems that there be a new way to take yer medication, straight from the comfort of yer own ship! No need to be visitin' the scurvy-infested infirmary for a pesky intravenous infusion anymore. Nay, now ye can be takin' yer medicine right at home, just like a true captain!
This new way of pill-poppin' be a game-changer for us seafarin' folks, makin' life a bit more bearable on the high seas. No more need for those troublesome IV lines or trips to the shore for a dose of medicine. Just swallow a pill or two and ye be good as new!
So batten down the hatches and hoist the sails, me hearties! This be a scurvy dog's dream come true. Ye can now take control of yer own health and keep sailin' the seven seas without a worry in the world. Ahoy, the future be lookin' bright for all us pirates!

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