Arrr, matey! After tossin' them steroids overboard, ye heart still be takin' a leisurely sail for years!
2024-12-18
Arrr, in this jolly gatherin' of burly sea dogs pumpin' iron, it be found that those who dabbled in the devil’s brew of steroids be havin' a weak heart, like a ship with a hole! Aye, best be watchin' yer chest, me hearty! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
Ahoy there, ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer a tale of burly buccaneers and their iron-wieldin' ways! In a grand study of hearty lads who pump iron with the fervor of a cannon blast, it be revealed that those rascally scoundrels who dabbled in the nefarious arts of anabolic androgenic steroids found their hearts not so hearty after all!Aye, ye heard it right! While these swabs be liftin' weights like they be haul in' treasure, their myocardial flow reserve be takin' a hit, like a ship in a tempest! Ye see, it turns out that tryin' to be the mightiest matey on the block might come at the cost of a heart that beats like a rusty anchor. So, while they be sporting muscles as big as a whale, their ticker be sayin', "Not today, matey!"
The good folks of Medscape Medical News be soundin' the alarm, warnin' all ye strappin' lads to think twice before takin' a plunge into the murky depths of steroids. So, raise a tankard to health, and remember, ye can’t out-lift the ol’ sea’s grasp on a sailor’s heart! Keep it natural, and let the seas of fitness be your true treasure!