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"Arrr! That RSV brew be keepin' the old sea dogs from walkin' the plank of severe sickness!"

2025-01-02

Arrr, matey! The RSVpreF potion be working like a charm, wardin' off the scallywag RSV beast in old sea dogs with a fine 91% success! In just five moons, it’s keepin’ the coughin’ and wheezin’ at bay! Avast, 'tis a treasure for our elder crew!

"Arrr! That RSV brew be keepin' the old sea dogs from walkin' the plank of severe sickness!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a wondrous potion known as the RSVpreF vaccine, that be savin’ the old sea dogs and landlubbers alike from the dreaded RSV plague! In the first five moons since its launch, this miraculous elixir showed a grand 91% effectiveness against the vile scourge that be attackin’ their lower respiratory tracts.

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