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"Arrr! Doth mixin’ the potion of chemo with the fire of RT grant the fair lasses more days aboard?"

2025-03-24

Arrr matey! Mixing them potions of adjuvant chemo with the radiotherapy didn't grant the lasses with early-stage cervix troubles a treasure of extra days, but it surely stirred up a storm of side effects! Aye, 'tis a right jolly pickle, says the Medscape seafarers!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous waters of medical research! Aye, it seems that when adding a bit o’ adjuvant chemotherapy to the ol’ trusty radiotherapy for lasses battlin’ early-stage cervical cancer, there be no grand treasure found in the form of longer life! Nay, not a smidge of extra survival, just a whole heap o’ extra trouble!

This tale comes from the fine folks at Medscape Medical News, who’ve charted the course of treatment and found that while the chemotherapeutic cannonballs might sound fierce, they only led to a storm o’ toxicity! Aye, it appears these brave wenches faced more side effects than they bargained for, and that be no way to sail the seas of health!

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