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2025-01-22
“Arrr, matey! If ye be a wee scallywag under the age of 12, we’ve no magical potions for ye, savvy?” quoth Dr. Lawrence F. Eichenfield. <br> <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the wise words of Doc Lawrence F. Eichenfield, who be spillin’ the beans on the matter of medicinal potions for the wee ones under the age of 12. Aye, it seems the good doctor be sayin’ that when it comes to certain remedies, there be naught specifically crafted for the sprightly young scallywags!Now, ye might be wonderin’, “What be a pirate to do when the little buccaneers be feelin’ poorly?” Well, it appears that in the realm of healing, the ship has yet to chart a course for the younglings. ‘Tis a fine pickle to be in, for the good doc insists they have no magic elixir conjured for those tender ages. Aye, it be like searchin’ for buried treasure only to find a pile o’ seaweed instead!
So, let us raise a tankard of rum (or perhaps some apple juice for the young ones) in honor of the brave souls who venture through the stormy seas of childhood illness without the aid of specialized medicines. May they find their sea legs again swift and true! And remember, me hearties, if ye be under 12, don’t let the scallywags in the pharmacy fool ye—there be no potion for ye yet!