Arrr, these European cancer potions be no better than snake oil! Me trusty parrot could do better!
2024-02-29
Arrr mateys, 'tis said that two fifths o' oncology potions stamped by the EMA in the past quarter century don't provide any extra booty, yet be plunderin' the health coffers. Aye, 'tis a scallywag's game indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, for I bring ye some news that'll shiver yer timbers! It be said that two fifths of the oncology potions approved by the EMA in the past 25 years be as useless as a fish without water! Aye, ye heard me right! These drugs don't be offerin' any added benefit, yet they be costin' a pretty penny and burdenin' the health systems like a heavy anchor draggin' a ship down to Davy Jones' locker!Arrr, it be a sorry state of affairs indeed! The scurvy dogs behind these drugs be makin' a mint off of 'em, while the poor souls in need of real treatment be left walkin' the plank! It be a travesty, I tell ye!
So next time ye see a fancy label on a bottle of oncology potion, be sure to ask yerself if it be worth its weight in gold, or if it be just another worthless trinket sold by the greediest of buccaneers. Keep a weather eye out for the sharks in the waters of the medical world, me hearties, and may yer health be as sturdy as a ship in a gale!