The Booty Report

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Arrr, FDA gives the nod for shiny new potion to heal the dreaded bladder scurvy! Aye, me hearties rejoice!

2024-04-23

Arrr matey! The new agent be approved to help ye fight off pesky bladder cancers that be resistant to bacillus Calmette-Guérin. Aye, 'tis a fine addition to yer treasure chest of treatments. Fair winds and smooth sailing to ye, me hearties!

Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! The powers that be have decreed that a new weapon be added to our arsenal in the fight against certain non-muscle-invasive bladder cancers that be stubbornly resisting treatment with bacillus Calmette-Guérin alone. A first-in-class agent has been given the nod alongside our trusty bacillus Calmette-Guérin to help us vanquish these treacherous tumors.
So, me hearties, it be time to set sail on this new voyage with our newfound ally. No longer shall we be at the mercy of these cancerous foes. With this new weapon in our grasp, we shall show them no mercy and send them packing to Davy Jones' locker.
Let it be known across the seven seas that we pirates be a force to be reckoned with, armed to the teeth with the latest and greatest weapons in the fight against cancer. So raise a toast me hearties, to our victory and to the new dawn of hope for those afflicted with these vile diseases.

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