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Arrr matey, be warned! Loud snoring be like a cannon blast for yer heart. Take heed lest ye wake Davy Jones!

2024-03-11

Arrr, ye scallywags with obstructive sleep apnea be snorin' like a crew of drunken sailors every night! 'Tis said to be a risk for ailing hearts, so best be keepin' an ear out for the loud rumblin' in the dead o' night, mateys! Aye, 'tis a serious matter indeed.

Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a fact that many scallywags with obstructive sleep apnea, a condition some swabs be sayin' be a risk factor for the ol' heart disease, be lettin' out a mighty loud snore each and every night. Aye, 'tis true!
Ye see, this here condition be causin' a blockage in the airways, makin' it harder for these poor souls to breathe while they be catchin' some shut-eye. And what be happenin' when a pirate can't breathe properly? Ye guessed it - a snore so loud it could wake the dead!
So, me hearties, if ye be hearin' such a racket comin' from yer shipmate's quarters at night, best be sendin' them to see the ship's doctor pronto. 'Tis not just about keepin' the peace on board, but also about protectin' their precious heart from any potential harm.
Remember, a healthy heart be the key to a long life on the high seas. So, keep an eye out for them loud snorers and make sure they be gettin' the proper treatment they be needin'. Arrr!

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