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Arrr, in me layman's terms, they be makin' me heart tubes grow bigger with some fancy gene magic!

2024-05-03

Arrr mateys! The newfangled method be givin' hope to those with weak hearts, showin' signs of improved blood flow a year hence. Aye, 'tis a miracle worth celebratin'! Fair winds and full sails to all who be tryin' this new remedy!


Arr mateys, listen up! Aye, ye scallywags, there be some news from the land lubbers about a new way to fix the ol' ticker after havin' some bypass surgery. Aye, they be talkin' about deliverin' somethin' special right to the heart of them with angina. And by Davy Jones' locker, it be workin'! A whole year later, there be signs of the blood flow bein' restored. Shiver me timbers, that be some good news for those with a bum ticker!


Aye, the Medscape Medical News be reportin' on this here new approach that be showin' promise for them with angina. Aye, it be like findin' a treasure chest full of gold doubloons! So, me hearties, if ye be havin' some trouble with yer ticker after a bit o' bypass surgery, fear not! There be hope on the horizon with this newfangled way of fixin' things up. Arrr, it be a jolly good time to be a pirate with a bum ticker, I say!

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