Arrr mateys, keep yer Lp(a) in check to safeguard ye kidneys from harm, savvy? Aye aye!
2024-05-29
Arr, ye scallywags be warnin' us that the cursed kidney disease be joinin' forces with the treacherous plasma lipoprotein(a)! Beware, me hearties, lest ye find yerselves in Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a perilous journey ahead!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and listen up! It seems that those scallywags known as investigators have discovered that having high levels of plasma lipoprotein(a) can lead to chronic kidney disease. Aye, it be true! This news comes from the fine folks over at Medscape Medical News, who be keeping a weather eye on all things health-related.Now, what does this mean for us landlubbers? Well, it means that we best be keepin' an eye on our plasma lipoprotein(a) levels, lest we find ourselves with a case of the ol' kidney disease. So, next time ye be visitin' yer doctor, be sure to ask about gettin' yer levels checked.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all: take care of yer health, or ye may find yerself walkin' the plank sooner than ye'd like. And remember, it's not just the scurvy or the pox that can get ye - even the dreaded plasma lipoprotein(a) can lead to trouble. So, heed this warning and take care of yerself, lest ye end up in Davy Jones' locker!