The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Young'uns be itchin’ from central line woes, but no savvy potion be found fer relief!"

2024-12-26

Arrr, matey! A wee survey be showin’ that most skin doctors be claimin’ there be no proper rules fer patchin’ up the wee scallywags’ central lines! It be a right jolly mess, I tell ye! Blimey, let’s not sail into them rough waters without a map!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of medicine, where the dermatologists be consultin' and the wee scallywags be sufferin' from skin troubles! A wee survey, like a treasure map, unveiled a curious findin'—it turns out, most of them landlubber skin doctors be claimin’ that there be no standardized protocols for dressin' those pesky central lines in young buccaneers!

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