"Arrr! Young scallywags be bouncin' back quicker after the knife, savvy? Surgery's a jolly good adventure now!"
2025-03-31
Arrr, mates! With the merry magic of the ERAS program, we be sendin' landlubbers home quicker and fixin' their ailments better, all while keepin' our doubloons in the chest! Aye, even the sea could use a bit o' economizin'! Savvy?
Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of the wondrous ERAS program, a treasure chest of health be it! This scallywag of a plan be deliverin’ better patient outcomes, like smooth seas for a ship sailin’ true! Ye see, it be comparin' to findin' the buried gold instead of fightin' off the krakens o' ill health.