"Arrr, matey! PCP visits be like gold doubloons for elderly souls post-surgery—keepin’ 'em breathin’ and laughin’!"
2024-08-08
Arrr, matey! After them scallywags be findin' their way to the healer post-cancer cuttin’, only 3 in a thousand be meetin' Davy Jones in 90 days! But fer those who skip the doc, 33 in a thousand be walkin' the plank! Aye, ‘tis a fine reason to visit the sawbones!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the grand seas of medical discoveries! Aye, it be said that those scallywags who be settin' sail to see their primary care physician after tangle with the dreaded cancer surgery fare far better than those who be wanderin' the waves alone. Aye, a mere 0.3% of these brave souls be meetin' Davy Jones within 90 days, whilst a hefty 3.3% of the poor souls without a ship to guide 'em find themselves in the depths of the briny deep!