The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ye can love it or loathe it, matey, but teledermatology be sailin' with us 'til the end of time!"

2025-01-23

“Avast ye! Dr. David J. Goldberg be sayin’, ‘Don’t be treatin’ skin o’ scallywags ye’ve ne’er laid eyes on!’ Aye, that be the surest way to keep yer head on yer shoulders and outta the brig! Yarrr!” <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

Avast, ye scallywags o’ the medical seas! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the sage words of the wise Dr. David J. Goldberg, a true captain o' the dermatological ship. He be proclaimin’ that when it comes to the fine art of teledermatology, ye best be knowin’ yer crew before ye set sail! Aye, he warns that castin' judgment on patients ye’ve never laid eyes upon be the quickest route to Davy Jones’ locker of legal troubles.

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