The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be reportin' an avian ailment, H5N9, plaguin’ their feathery foul! Avast, me hearties!

2025-01-27

Arrr, matey! The land o' the free be stricken by the H5N9 birdy plague, settin’ sail from a duck farm in California! The World Organisation fer Animal Health be shiverin' in their boots! Avast, keep yer fowl close, lest ye turn into a feathery zombie!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the shores of the land o' plenty, where the chickens be cluckin' in a most peculiar manner! Aye, it seems the United States, in all its glory, has fallen victim to a foul foe—a right nasty outbreak of the H5N9 bird flu, they be sayin'! This dread disease hath set its sights upon a duck farm in the sunny realms of California, where quackers be quakin’ in fear!

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