Arrr! The toothy troubles be a’growing, say the landlubbers in Parliament! Brush ye pearly whites or beware the dentist's wrath!
2025-04-04
Arrr, matey! A scallywag report be shoutin' of a dental disaster in the NHS seas, where the government’s mighty plans be sinkin' like a ship with a hole! It be a toothless tale, I tell ye! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o' woe in the realm of NHS dentistry! A parliamentary report, as proper as a parrot on a captain's shoulder, be soundin' the alarm o’ a crisis more dire than a shipwreck in a stormy sea!The swabs o’ the government, bless their hearts, have set forth grand plans to mend the teeth o’ the realm, yet those plans have sailed straight into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, they’ve ‘comprehensively failed,’ like a scallywag tryin’ to brew rum with saltwater!