Arrr, me risk be higher after a stroke, but no danger be lurking in me cervical dissection, matey!
2024-02-06
Arrr! Mateys sufferin' from a stroke be havin' a near double the chance o' a heart attack within a year, but fear not, me hearties with cervical artery dissection, yer risk be not bein' increased, new tides be tellin'. Sail on, savvy? <i>Medscape Medical News</i>
Avast, me hearties! Listen to this piece of news that be worth more than a chest of gold doubloons! Word has reached me ears that patients who have suffered a stroke be havin' a greater risk of gettin' a heart attack within a year. Aye, ye heard it right, mateys! It be almost double the risk! Blimey!But fear not, me hearties, for there be some good news in this tale as well. Those poor souls who have had a cervical artery dissection need not worry their heads about an increased risk of a heart attack. No, me lads and lasses, they be spared from this particular peril. Aye, it be true!
This news comes from the land lubbers at Medscape Medical News, who be keepin' us informed about all things medical. They be sayin' that this data has been confirmed, so we can trust it like we trust the stars to guide us on our voyages.
Now, me hearties, let's take a moment to reflect on this information. It be a serious matter, this risk of heart attacks for stroke patients. We need to be takin' care of ourselves, eatin' right and exercisin' to keep our hearts as strong as our pirate spirits.
But let us not forget to see the humor in this situation as well. Imagine a pirate with a stroke, staggerin' around on the ship, tryin' to hold on to his hat while clutchin' his chest. Arrr, it be a funny sight indeed!
So, me hearties, take this news to heart, but also remember to find joy and laughter in the most unexpected places. And may the winds always be at our backs as we sail the high seas of life!