The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The new decree be cuttin' off aid to fancy medical schools with their fancy DEI programs!

2024-03-21

Arrr mateys, the scallywags in charge be sayin' that medical schools can't be havin' any of this diversity, equity, and inclusion business lest they lose their precious federal doubloons. Avast, 'tis a strange decree indeed from the landlubbers in power!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The blasted federal government be layin' down the law, sayin' that them medical schools can't be havin' no diversity, equity, or inclusion initiatives or else they'll lose their precious federal funding! Avast, that be like tellin' a pirate he can't be drinkin' rum or else he'll lose his ship!

I reckon them landlubbers in Washington be thinkin' they know what be best for them medical schools, but I say we let the schools run their ships how they see fit! Who be they to be tellin' us what we can or can't be doin' to make our crews better and more diverse?

Ye hear me now, ye scurvy dogs in Congress! We won't be standin' for this tomfoolery! We'll be raisin' the Jolly Roger and fightin' for our right to have diversity, equity, and inclusion in our medical schools! So hoist the anchor and set sail for justice, me hearties!

Read the Original Article