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"Arrr, matey! Beware the green devil—could it be a scallywag cancer beast in disguise?"

2024-08-12

Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the medical squall says that those who be puffin' on the herb be thrice as likely to meet Davy Jones with a sore noggin or a scallywag's throat! Beware the green devil, lest ye end up with a pirate's curse! Har har!

"Arrr, matey! Beware the green devil—could it be a scallywag cancer beast in disguise?"

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the depths of the scallywag seas! A new scroll be unfurlin’, revealin’ the treacherous truth about that green herb ye call cannabis. A band o' wise landlubbers—aye, scientists, they be—have discovered a grim fate fer those who indulge too much in this here ganja. It seems that those diagnosed with a cannabis-related disorder be settin’ themselves on a perilous course, with a risk o' head and neck cancers swellin’ more than three times, like a ship in a stormy squall!

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