The Booty Report

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"Aye, mates! High dose o' Atropine tames them squinty-eyed young'uns, though it be havin' a few pesky side effects!"

2025-01-10

Arrr, me hearties! Young scallywags with squinty eyes, takin’ a wee drop of 0.05% atropine, found their peepers growin’ slower than those on naught but sugar water! Aye, the MOSAIC trial be tellin’ us this after three long years! Avast, science be a fine treasure!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of little landlubbers plagued by the cursed ailment known as myopia, or as I calls it, the "squinty eye syndrome!" In a grand adventure known as the MOSAIC trial, a band o' wee sailors, who be sufferin' from this pesky sight issue, were treated with a potion of 0.05% atropine. Aye, 'tis a fancy name for a magical elixir!

The results be in, and lo and behold! Them young scallywags who took this wondrous concoction found their peepers not stretchin' like a ship's sail in a tempest, but stayin' put and not elongatin’! Aye, whilst the poor souls who were given naught but a placebo—a fancy term for “nothing, matey”—saw their sight goin' on a wild adventure of its own, like a ship lost at sea!

So, fear not, ye parents of myopic young'uns! With a sprinkle of atropine magic, ye can keep yer little buccaneers from seein’ double in the horizon. Raise yer tankards to science and let the myopia be tamed, lest we have a crew of blind pirates settin' sail! Arrr!

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